Since some anon asked me to fill this in entirely, here it goes:
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
All 3 of them.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
Very good, I especially loved how wet I made her, how she moaned to my touch, how she tasted, how soft her lips were and how I’ve never slept any better next to her.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Hermione and Ginny. Yes, I know…
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
Almost everything makes me horny.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
A very, dirty toilet.
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
I said someone else’s name..
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
I have no clue. Can’t think of anything ‘weird’
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
All of the above. And duct tape.
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
I go from ‘normal’ to horny in 0,3 seconds, so anything works. Kissing/biting/ licking my neck and ears + my lower back also does the trick very well.
10: Top or bottom?
Top for sure.
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
We were about to go into 69 when she had a cramp in her leg and I couldn’t stop laughing, while she was screaming how much it hurts.
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
It’s not even necessary to have an orgasm for me, it’s not on the top of my list but I sure as hell love one or more.
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
All my sextoys are in a cabinet next to my bed and I don’t have any secrets about it.
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Thinking, can’t find any..
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
I love giving it, I love the taste of it, I love licking up all the juices, especially when she squirts. I dislike it when they just treat it like they’re eating an ice-cream cone, come on!
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
I had a girl asking me, if she could ‘toe’ me.. I’m open to anything but that kinda freaked me out.
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Yes, and my first thought was, wow, I taste sweet, not sour, but sweet.
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Depends on the situation and doesn’t count for me.
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
The one I’ve dated and nearly married :)
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
When you are hurting me, it’s too big.
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
Anything involving urine or feces.
23: Biggest turn on:
STOCKINGS, SUSPENDERS AND GARTERS!
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
My neck, my ears, my lower back
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
While having my period.
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
Having sex with one of my best friends. Big no no.
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
I masturbate almost every day.
29: Best sexual compliment you ever got:
When they say how wet I make them, or how good I taste, or how my sexdrive is never ending and how good I can fuck with a strap-on.
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
I had to look up ‘nut’ = semen. Blegh.
32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
If they can seduce my mind, we are fucking.
33: What your favorite part of your body:
My ink. That’s about it.
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
Games! I love sexy games!
35: love (>,<, or =) sex for those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
love > sex
36: What do you wear to bed?
Most of the time nothing or some football shorts.
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
Very young. I was about 10 and a half I think.
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
All evidence has been destroyed.
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
I have, and it’s been 6 months ago on the beach.
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Have, and love it.
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
Have, and I’d do it again, if it is with total strangers, I hate sharing someone.
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
Have, still do it sometimes when I wear my benwa balls to work.
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
I haven’t but I’d love to!
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
Ilya - Martina Topley-Bird, Fiona Apple - Criminal.
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
White wine and Veuve Cliquot ;-)
47: Most attractive celebrity?
Emma Watson, Piper Perabo, to keep it short.
48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not?
Lesbian/lezdom for the win!
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
It will never happen.
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
I’ve never came to something that some how didn’t make me horny. Might have to rethink this one.
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
I have loads of stretch marks, since I went from an anorexic to a chubby. Not really, or not that they’ve told me.
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
I LOVE PUSSY!
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
The girl I happen to be interested in/love has a killer tattoo that I didn’t knew off until I saw her naked and I was overwhelmed by the awesomeness of it.
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Been there, done that. Not a big deal for me.
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Ice-cream, soooo sticky!
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
Tumblr is my outburst. All the things I think, feel, can not say and like are posted on it. And I have nothing to hide for nobody. I always say, if you want to get to know me, check my Tumblr, it sums up pretty much everything.
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
I have loads. Strap-ons, vibrators, double dildo, benwa balls, blindfolds, cuffs, and a whole section of kinky stuff. I bought my first sex toy when I was 15. So 9 years ago.
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
Sure, why not, as I said, I have nothing to hide.
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Yes, I want her to accept me as I am, even if I don’t.
61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
Porn star. I don’t want desperate people to pay me money for one hour.
62: Do you watch porn?
Yes, from time to time, but I read lesbian erotica nearly every day, words are much sexier.
63: How small is too small?
When I don’t feel a thing, it’s too small.
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Nope, but I’ve been called a sexaddict or a pretty fucked up, would be, mistress.
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
My last kiss was from the girl that stole my heart. I’d give anything in the world to kiss here asap again.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Nope, as I said, I have nothing to hide but my phone is like my third hand from time to time.
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
I’ve never done it, but I love it when a girl, while wearing a skirt or dress goes commando, especially at a party or such..
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
Yes, I would be bothered, wouldn’t make a fuss of it at first but it wouldn’t be as pleasant.
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
If I could lick my own cunt, I wouldn’t.
70: Booty or Boobs?
BOOBS & BOOTY! Uh, I love grabbing a tight ass, or keep my hands warm in the pockets of her pants.
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
I have no clue.
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
Never. I’m always the one that’s cheated on.
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
don’t know, any suggestions?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
Yes, once when I was 14 and I was rebuilding my room, I wanted a waterbed and I was making one, and even the floor was filled with my workstuff, so the next best thing was my parents waterbed..
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
I’d be grossed out.
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia?
WOW! What’s this? Hey, if I touch it, it makes me feel all fuzzy and happy. Let’s do it again! Oh no, I can’t stop, I’ve opened the gates of heaven/hell!
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
Five? Euh, take a leak, have sex with it, jerk off, measure how big it is when erected and as last, swing it around. I just want to know how all that feels :